There are somethings that kids should NOT DO. One of them is mess with mom. Here's an example of one such boy being so foolish. Don't be eating or drinking anything when you read it, it WILL come out your nose.
From Boobs, Injuries and Dr. Pepper: Why Parenting Takes a Sense of Humor
(With 4 boys in the house, I HOPE I'm this clever some day!!)