Did you know you can't leave him alone for a second? LOL! Just kidding. I was there the whole time. I forgot that the marker board thing he was chewing on had marker that comes off with water on it....so, baby slime works just as well. He was only crying cuz I came to my senses and took it away.
Here he is trying to get outside and play with the boys. You can almost hear him saying "I wanna play, too!!"